I DON’T HAVE A LIFE MY KID DOES CREW Oval Sticker

Weekends at the boathouse. Early alarms. Miles of driving to regattas you didn't know existed six months ago. Sound familiar? The I DON'T HAVE A LIFE MY KID DOES CREW Oval Sticker is for every crew parent who gave up their schedule — and wouldn't trade it for anything. Stick it on the car and let the whole parking lot know.

Product Details

• Style: Classic oval sticker — a timeless format recognized by rowers and crew families everywhere
• Design: "I DON'T HAVE A LIFE MY KID DOES CREW" — funny, true, and worn as a badge of honor
• Construction: Durable adhesive backing that sticks to most smooth, clean surfaces
• Use: Perfect for cars, water bottles, laptops, gear bags, and more
• Gift-Friendly: The perfect gift for any crew parent who lives and breathes the regatta schedule

Your kid rows. Your car shows it. That's the crew parent way.

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Orders ship within 1–3 business days. Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery for unused items in original condition.